
My mom keeps trying to get me to work at a bank.
A Japanese artist cooked his own genitals and served them to five paying diners in Tokyo to cover the medical costs, in a bizarre act to raise awareness about sexual minorities. Mao Sugiyama had his penis and testicles surgically removed in March and kept them frozen for two months before dishing them out—seasoned and braised—to customers at an event hall on May 13. Diners paid 20,000 yen ($250) for the plate with a portion of genitals…. Sugiyama, who considers himself “asexual,” that is without gender, initially thought about eating the genitals himself, but decided to solicit paying customers to help pay his hospital bills for the surgery. In an email to AFP, he confirmed the event had taken place and said it was organised to raise awareness about “sexual minorities, x-gender, asexual people.” Police in Tokyo said they knew of the episode, but added that it had not broken the law as cannibalism was not illegal in Japan.
finally a way to use this gif
Time Bomb
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:D i hopeee soo!!!!!! xDDD
Gay men are asexual, their genitalia are merely decorative, like a peacock’s feathers
I must be the only one who doesn’t do this, I’m so selfish
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Life-Altering Invention of the Day: It took two months and a whole team of MIT mechanical engineers and nano-technologists, but at long last, mankind has a solution to the ketchup bottle battle.
LiquiGlide, a “super slippery” coating, is made up of nontoxic materials that allow the condiment to pour out smoothly, the way it was intended. The lubricant can be applied to all sorts of food packaging, but ketchup had better be likely will be priority number one.
One of the biggest challenges the team faced was making sure the coating was safe to consume, which meant ingredients had to be FDA-approved. “We had a limited amount of materials to pick from,” said team member Dave Smith, an MIT Ph.D. candidate. “I can’t say what they are, but we’ve patented the hell out of it.”
[coexist]
THIS IS PERFECT FOR KETCHUP ROBOT 2.0!
February 23, 1963 — see The Complete Peanuts 1963-1966
Kylie Minogue is just like this!
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Lights Out: The serial infomercial-improvers at Jaboody Dubs present their take on ridiculous as-seen-on-TV bag-fastening apparatus “the Ba’Noodle.”
Who knew it was so useful for hiding bodies? Put me down for a dozen!
(Sorta not safe for work, check this sh*t out.)
[biotv]
ALL HAIL JABOODY DUBS!
Gloria Gaynor - I Am What I Am -‘12 Etam Lingerie by Natalia Vodianova
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