My mom keeps trying to get me to work at a bank.

My mom keeps trying to get me to work at a bank.


Time Bomb

Time Bomb

(via britneyspeans)

fussybabybitch:

sairenk:

:D i hopeee soo!!!!!! xDDD

Gay men are asexual, their genitalia are merely decorative, like a peacock’s feathers

I must be the only one who doesn’t do this, I’m so selfish

fussybabybitch:

sairenk:

:D i hopeee soo!!!!!! xDDD

Gay men are asexual, their genitalia are merely decorative, like a peacock’s feathers

I must be the only one who doesn’t do this, I’m so selfish

(via woodbro-chillson)

KYLIE IS KILLING IT!!

KYLIE IS KILLING IT!!

thedailywhat:

Life-Altering Invention of the Day: It took two months and a whole team of MIT mechanical engineers and nano-technologists, but at long last, mankind has a solution to the ketchup bottle battle.

LiquiGlide, a “super slippery” coating, is made up of nontoxic materials that allow the condiment to pour out smoothly, the way it was intended. The lubricant can be applied to all sorts of food packaging, but ketchup had better be likely will be priority number one.

One of the biggest challenges the team faced was making sure the coating was safe to consume, which meant ingredients had to be FDA-approved. “We had a limited amount of materials to pick from,” said team member Dave Smith, an MIT Ph.D. candidate. “I can’t say what they are, but we’ve patented the hell out of it.”

[coexist]

THIS IS PERFECT FOR KETCHUP ROBOT 2.0!

oh hey y’all!

oh hey y’all!

3eanuts:

February 23, 1963 — see The Complete Peanuts 1963-1966


Kylie Minogue is just like this!

3eanuts:

February 23, 1963 — see The Complete Peanuts 1963-1966

Kylie Minogue is just like this!

(via iancolby)

thedailywhat:

Lights Out: The serial infomercial-improvers at Jaboody Dubs present their take on ridiculous as-seen-on-TV bag-fastening apparatus “the Ba’Noodle.”

Who knew it was so useful for hiding bodies? Put me down for a dozen!

(Sorta not safe for work, check this sh*t out.)

[biotv]

ALL HAIL JABOODY DUBS!

Gloria Gaynor - I Am What I Am -‘12 Etam Lingerie by Natalia Vodianova

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